JOKES!                   

.....don't be insulted, it's only a joke. :)


KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

NORMA LEE

norma lee who?

NORMALLY I WOULDN'T GO KNOCKING ON DOORS, BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME GURRL SCOUT COOKIES?

AN ASIAN AND A BLACK GUY JUMP OFF A BRIDGE. WHO DIES FIRST?

WHO GIVES A SHIT!

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

DORIS

doris who?

DOOR IS LOCKED, THAT'S WHY I KNOCKED.

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

WOO

woo who?

DON'T GET SO EXCITED, IT'S JUST A JOKE.

WHAT DOES THE WORLD AND A BAG OF JELLY BEANS HAVE IN COMMON?

NO ONE LIKES THE BLACK ONES.

WHAT DO UFO'S AND SMART BLONDES HAVE IN COMMON?

what?

YOU KEEP HEARING ABOUT THEM, BUT NEVER SEE ANY.

WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE HAVE WHITE PALMS?

EVERYONE HAS TO HAVE SOME GOOD IN THEM.


WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NIGGER AND A BAG OF SHIT?

THE BAG.

WHY ARE BLACK PEOPLE SO TALL?

BECAUSE THEY'RE KNEE GROWS.

KNOCK KNOCK

who's there?

CARGO

cargo who?

NO, CAR GO BEEP BEEP.

WHAT IS LONG AND HARD ON A BLACK MAN?

THE FIRST GRADE.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK LADY ON BIRTH CONTROL?

CRIME PREVENTION.

HOW DO YOU KNOW ADAM AND EVE WEREN'T BLACK?

EVER TRY TAKING A RIB FROM A BLACK.?


 

 

SO NOT RASCIST! :D